Novelist, athlete and national treasure, O.J. Simpson has announced that he, too, may be the father of Dannielynn Smith.

When the blond bombshell died last month and at least three men claimed to be the father of her baby girl, Dannielynn, the double-murder acquittee “said he was throwing his hat into the ring,” Norm Pardo told Page Six… “He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father.”

Simpson later added, “I’m sorry, did I say ‘impregnated?’ I meant ‘murdered.’ I always get those two mixed up.”