Nuns Framed for growing weed

This story struck me as being worthy of mention because the two gardeners seem to have been so cheeky.

 

 

A GREEK Orthodox nunnery was turned into a marijuana plantation by two men posing as gardeners for elderly nuns, police said overnight.

Acting on a tip-off, officers raided the nunnery in the village of Filiro, near the northern port city of Thessaloniki, and found more than 30 large cannabis plants in the enclosed garden.

“Two unknown men had told the two elderly nuns in the nunnery they would like to help them with the garden and then proceeded to plant the cannabis,” a police official said.

“The nuns did not know what they were and assumed they were large decorative plants,” he said.

Police did not arrest the nuns and have launched a hunt for the culprits.

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Anime Girls

I have found some pretty nice cosplayer through the net. It’s so ‘Kawaii-sugi’ mean very cute. If you want a higher quality of these pictures please feel free to ask me .

>Yoko from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

>Revy from Black Lagoon

>Misa from Deathnote

>Haruhi Suzumiya from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

>Haruhi Suzumiya from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya

Fined for speeding in a wheelchair

OMG!!! That’s INCREDIBLE!

German Fined For Speeding On Wheelchair

December 4, 2007

A 54-year old German was fined with $618 after he violated the speed limit twice – on a wheelchair.

Guenther Eichmann was stopped by local police after he registered 40 mph on the speedometer on an electric wheelchair.

A former engineer, Eichmann said he modified the wheelchair’s electric engine so it could run faster.

After being stopped twice for going beyond the speed limit, Eichmann’s wheelchair was confiscated in addition to being fined.

Source : wayodd.com

How to Avoid Rape

 

I’m so confused after watching this. Why does the dude have the bandanna on like that?

Link if embedded didnt work
http://www.youtube.com/v/0W1VY4b9IQQ

1 Irish Man Steals 450 Kegs ($90,000 Worth) of Guinnesss

Dublin’s famous Guinness brewery has been the victim of an audacious theft.

450 kegs were taken in Dublin robbery

A man drove a truck into the brewery on Victoria Quay, Dublin 8, yesterday evening; hitched up a trailer containing 450 kegs of different beers; and drove off into Dublin’s traffic just as rush-hour got under way.

The haul contained 180 kegs of Guinness, 180 kegs of Budweiser and 90 kegs of Carlsberg and has a total value of €64,000. In the pubs, the loot would represent approximately 40,500 pints and a whopping bar tab of approximately €160,000.

The raid comes at one of the busiest times of the year for the brewery, which supplies 13,000 pubs across Ireland that are preparing for the brisk Christmas trading period.

Officers in Kevin Street Garda Station are investigating but a Garda spokesman said there was no sign of the missing truck, trailer or its driver.

Drinks company Diageo, which owns Guinness, said the raid was “very serious” and unprecedented. “We have never had a breach of this scale”, said spokeswoman Grainne Mackin. “A full investigation is taking place into what happened and how.

“There is CCTV, and all of this is being reviewed and supplied to the gardaí”. She added that on-street CCTV from the surrounding areas was also being examined.

She said the trailer was taken from an area that would normally be busy with trucks entering and exiting the St James’s Gate site.

© 2007 ireland.com

Would anyone like a condom dress?

Chinese nurses are wearing dresses made of condoms to promote safe sex.

The two nurses, from a hospital in Xiamen city, showed off their condom outfits at a public health promotion.

More than 5,000 condoms and two weeks’ work went into making the two dresses, reports People’s Daily.

“They’re a visual shock, and good to remind people of the importance of safe sex,” said a hospital spokesman.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2623921.html?menu=

Fat Cat Survives 19 Days With Peanut Butter Jar On Head. No Longer Fat.

In a bizarre example of a cat’s nine lives, a fortunate feline survived nineteen days with a peanut butter jar stuck on its head. While no exact details are known as to how the jar found its way there in the first place (cats like peanut butter?), we’re pretty sure Jiffy will be off the menu from now on.From the article:

“We tried to get her, but being the type of cat you can’t catch, she kept running and hiding,” said Doretha Cain, Tabitha’s mother. The family saw the cat several times with the jar on its head and tried in vain to catch it. But after not seeing the cat for a week, the Cains feared the worst.

“I thought she was going to die with that jar on her head,” said Tabitha Cain, 25.

They found the once chubby cat on Wednesday, too thin and weak to flee. They caught her with a fishing net and used some oil to get the jar off her head.

I know the situation for both the animal and the owners must have been terribly traumatic. But after the fact, it’s pretty funny to think about a cat running by with its head in a peanut butter jar. Yea, I’m going to hell.

via cosmocentral

Twisted man removes daughters vagina with scissors

A Sick deranged man attacked his daughter with  scissors and said that he did it by accident but personally i would kill him my self for doing such a thing.

Friends and family say that he did not do this to his own family let alone his daughter maybe she was a crazy ass bitch and stabbed her self and everyone blamed her dad ?

BLEH click the link for the full video..

http://tinyurl.com/245b2w

Wheelchair-Bound Woman Tasered 10 Times

CLAY COUNTY, Fla. — A Clay County woman’s family said it’s seeking justice after their loved one died shortly after being shocked 10 times with Taser guns during a confrontation with police.

In April 2006, officers with the police department said they were called to a disturbance at a home in the 400 block of Harrison Street just before 5 p.m. In a 911 call made to the Green Cove Springs, Delafield can be heard telling a dispatcher that she believed she was in danger:

Dispatcher: And what’s the problem?

Delafield: My sister is waiting on my property.

Dispatcher: Your what?

Delafield: My sister (inaudible) is on my property trying to harm me.

Officers said they arrived to find Delafield in a wheelchair, armed with two knives and a hammer. Police said the woman was swinging the weapons at family members and police. Within an hour of her call to 911, Delafield, a wheelchair-bound woman documented to have mental illness, was dead.
Family attorney Rick Alexander said Delafield’s death could have been prevented and that there are four things that jump out at him about the case.

“One, she’s in a wheelchair. Two, she’s schizophrenic. Three, they’re using a Taser on a person that’s in a wheelchair, and then four is that they tasered her 10 times for a period of like two minutes,” Alexander said.

According to a police report, one of the officers used her Taser gun nine times for a total of 160 seconds and the other officer discharged his Taser gun once for a total of no more than five seconds. A medical examiner found Delafield died from hypertensive heart disease and cited the Taser gun shock as a contributing factor, the report said. On her death certificate, the medical examiner ruled Delafield’s death a homicide.

The family said it plans to sue the Green Coves Springs Police Department now that it has all the reports regarding their loved one’s death. “We’re going to try to compensate the estate and the family and try to get justice,” Alexander said.

He said he believes the evidence weighs heavily in favor of Delafield’s family and that justice will be served. “I think that this evidence is going to show, along with some of the evidence we’ve collected outside of here, that there is no reason Emily Delafield should have died that day,” Alexander said. He said he plans to file a notice to sue sometime before the end of the year.

If I “Did It” (With Anna Nicole)

Novelist, athlete and national treasure, O.J. Simpson has announced that he, too, may be the father of Dannielynn Smith.

When the blond bombshell died last month and at least three men claimed to be the father of her baby girl, Dannielynn, the double-murder acquittee “said he was throwing his hat into the ring,” Norm Pardo told Page Six… “He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father.”

Simpson later added, “I’m sorry, did I say ‘impregnated?’ I meant ‘murdered.’ I always get those two mixed up.”

Something Booby Is Afoot

I’m just going to cut to the chase, some lady grew a boob on her foot:

A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a lesion in the plantar region of her left foot, a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair. Microscopic examination of the dermis showed hair follicles, eccrine glands, and sebaceous glands. Fat tissue was noted at the base of the lesion. Clinical and histopathologic findings were consistent with the diagnosis of supernumerary breast tissue, also known as pseudomamma. To our knowledge, this is the first report of supernumerary breast tissue on the foot.

In light of the news, The United Titty Lovers Alliance and The American Society of Foot-Fetishists have agreed to put down their arms and end their long-standing and bloody feud.

Snickers is Reeeeeaaally Satisfying

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Vanilla Jizz Bomb
Cherrie-jaculation
Nut-Butter Brickle
Chunky Baby Batter
Sploogberry Blast
Rocky Load
Glacial Facial
Kumquat
Chocolate Chip Ookie Cookie
Butterscotch Smegma
Delicious Nougat Almond Stain
Felch Swirl
Bukkake Nut Cluster
Skeet Squirt
Goo Juice Guzzle
Spunky Monkey
Almond Joy
Cummy Bears
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Naughty Granny

This is the kind of woman you don’t want to run into when you’re doing something wrong. I can hear her now, “hey you, you little shit, bring me back my fucking cigarettes!”

16 Tonnes of ham stolen!

CHEEKY thieves have made off with 16 tonnes of ham and bacon from a Sydney warehouse, leaving the message “Thanks, Merry Christmas” daubed on a wall.

The thieves cut their way through a wall of the Zammit Ham and Bacon Curers warehouse at Pendle Hill in Sydney’s north-west, sometime between 3.30pm (AEDT) on Saturday and 5am on Sunday.Police found the cheeky message scrawled on the wall after they were called to the Nirvana Street warehouse after the theft.

The thieves escaped with meat worth $80,000 to $100,000, warehouse co-owner Anthony Zammit said today.

It’s not yet known how the thieves escaped with the huge haul.

“I am sure they’ll try and sell it (but it wouldn’t be easy) unless it was at a very discounted price,” Mr Zammit said.

“It is a blow but we’ll recover from it. We’re working 24 hours a day, seven days a week and put on extra staff.

“We won’t let anyone down.”

The company is offering a $5,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of thieves, Mr Zammit said.

All the meat was labelled “Zammit Ham and Bacon”.

Anyone who has information on the incident is asked to contact Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000.

 

A man starts fire to avoide having sex with his wife.

Does this quality for Bonehead of the Week Award? -

A man who tried to set fire to his home to avoid having sex with his wife was jailed for two years.

Svetin Gulisija, 26, from Seget in Croatia admitted to starting a fire in woods just behind his house because he was too tired for sex with his wife.

The pair had to be evacuated as firefighters tried to bring the blaze under control.

The damage was later estimated to be around £15,000.

- September 13, 2003

Souvenirs

Chihuahua born with love-heart pattern

“How much is that doggie in the window?
I do hope that doggie’s for sale.”

A Chihuahua puppy born in Japan with a natural heart shaped pattern on his coat has captured the hearts of animal lovers around the world.

Heart-kun, as he has been named by owner Emiko Sakurada, was born on May 18, 2007, one of a litter of puppies at the Pucchin Dogs shop.

His natural heart-shaped markings on his fur have made him an instant star in Japan. And it was a case of puppy love across the world as the tiny dog made television appearances worldwide.

Shop owner Ms Sakurada got the surprise of her life when she saw the birthmark heart markings in the fur of her tiny pooch.

She said it was the first time a puppy with these marks had been born out of the 1,000 animals that she has bred.

Since Heart-kun was born, he has brought a lot of luck, according to Ms Sakurada. He sister got lucky on the lottery and won a concert ticket.

Heart-kun’s owner has been inundated with requests from people wanting to purchase the unique puppy. But they can keep their paws off him, she says, for her little four-legged friend ain’t going nowhere!

Pedophile’s digitally altered face unscrambled by Interpol

Face of an abuser unscrambled by Interpol. More unscrambled photos below

Hundreds of people have contacted Interpol after it launched an appeal to identify a man shown sexually abusing children in images posted on the internet.

The pedophile digitally obscured his face but he was unmasked by Interpol experts using advanced computer technology.

They unscrambled his face and published images of him on their website – http://www.interpol.int – the first time they have made this kind of public appeal.

Within 12 hours of the images of the man’s face being released they received 200 messages. The responses are coming in from all over the world, Interpol said.

Police forces around the world are now hunting the sex fiend who published photos on the web of himself abusing children, disguising his own face.

Specialists in Germany, working with Interpol’s Trafficking In Human Beings unit, were able to produce an identifiable picture of him.

The breakthrough means there is now no hiding place behind technology for sex fields who prey on children.

Interpol secretary general Ronald Noble said that for years images of this man sexually abusing children have been circulating on the internet.

They had tried all other means to identify and to bring him to justice, he added.

Interpol are now confinced that without the public’s help this sexual predator could continue to rape and sexually abuse young children whose ages appear to range from six to early teens.

They believe the suspect may be travelling the world to sexually abuse and exploit vulnerable children.

The photographs – around 200 in total featuring 12 different young boys – were taken in Vietnam and Cambodia.

Members of the public are not advised to take any direct action themselves, especially since any positive identification would need to be confirmed by law enforcement authorities.

But they are asking anyone who recognises the person or has information to contact the police or Interpol.

Last picture reminds Sculay of NNTB Dont you agree? 

Man eats underwear to beat breathlyzer

Giant guinea pig as big as buffalo

The largest rodent ever was a giant guinea pig as big as a buffalo, which lived in South America eight million years ago, researchers say this week in the journal Science.

An exterminator’s nightmare, the creature weighed 1,545 pounds and was more than 700 times heavier than its modern cousins. It had a voracious appetite and big teeth.

More than twice as heavy as the previous record holder,it was more than 10 times the size of today’s largest living rodent, the South American capybara.

When resting on its hind legs, in the posture used by many of its modern-day relatives, it would have stood taller than the typical basketball player.

An almost complete fossil was unearthed at Urumaco in Venezuela and analysis of it has enabled scientists to build up a picture of the beast.

Scientists in Germany, Venezuela and the United States who made the discovery have called the creature Phoberomys pattersoni – which means “fearsome mouse of Patterson,” in honor of the late Professor Brian Patterson. He was the American palaeontologist who was one of the first to study in the region in which the skeleton was found.

This giant rodent grazed on grasses, which it must have eaten in large amounts to support its great size. It had fur, a smooth head with small ears and eyes, and a large tail that allowed it to balance on two hind legs to watch out for predators.

There were a lot of meat eaters around which probably preyed on the slow moving, plant eating giant. Some of the largest crocodiles ever, more than 10 meters (33 feet) long, were in the same location it was found.

This weird looking titanic guinea pig also had to worry about large carnivores called marsupial cats, and huge flesh-eating birds called phorracoids.